Is it just me going mad?

Can't seem to get on banging tunes website, is any one else having this prob?

I am having withdrawl symptoms, as i normally use the site about 6.2 billion times a day..

Doctors have said i've got only a few days to live,have lost 6 stone already, the quicker i get off this ward the better, i suppose the nurses are a plus side, hmmm ...

Why is my heart monitor machine beeping......

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