I can honestly say it's tracks like this that are why techno is in the state that it is in right now.
I would tell Pete and Wilko this to their face.
Good job fellas, for pissing on techno and the people who love it.
Why don't you put more than 5 minutes of thought behind an idea before you make a track and get that royalty check off your work from the label that is courting you and expecting at least a half hours work on a track.