You have to be kidding me.

[Agent Orange NYC]

and would proably help you get laid at the end of the night, isn't that why we are all in this anyway

Erm, shouldn`t you be playing hip hop if you want to get laid?
If this is just a joke, then ok, but if this is a serious comment, then yikes.
I know I`m certainly not doing it for that, I was getting laid long before I was getting techno.

Of course that was a joke man