Quote Originally Posted by crime
how are people "accepted" as techno producers? Is it an elite club?
3 a year, candidates must come with 4 references from those 'in da club' already, and they must be able to guess the sex of a squirrel using only the pitch of it's call from 40 yards.


Additionally, PROPER techno lovers are only allowed to buy records from accredited techno producers, anyone breaking this rule is officially stricken from existance.