Hmmm, they only cost £14m between them too, Shrek and Donkey cost about £50m between them and they've only scored 17 goals between them (compared with 18 for Henry and RVP) and they've started 32 games between them (compared with 14 starts for our pair) plus one sub appearance (7 sub appearances for our pair)... So forget Shrek and Donkey - Henry and Van Persie's where it's at!