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  1. #1
    the big pork pie
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    Default How to do a live techno set...

    Saw this posted on another forum and it made me chuckle! :lol:

    HOW TO DO A LIVE TECHNO SET:

    You'll need..

    1 x Washing machine
    1 x Standard house brick
    1 x Tea Towel
    Some black Gaffer tape
    A microphone
    Recording equipment

    Instructions...

    First wrap the house brick in the towel using the Gaffer tape to secure it.
    Then place the brick into the washing machine.
    Plug in and posision the microphone in front of the washing machine.
    Select wash program to select the BPM.
    Turn the machine on and stand well back.
    Press record.

    And there you have it a techno liveset!

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    Ultimate Freak
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Parsnip
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    I find it sounds a bit like Schranz if you use a house brick. I've been using air-flow bricks, for minimalische crunchiness.

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    the big pork pie
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    :lol:

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    the big pork pie
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    Quality... :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by koma
    http://www.geocities.com/szesznek/Techno_Box_v1.jpg

    http://www.pvdplanet.net/images/tiesto.jpg

    :lol:
    excellent!
    love your mum

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    Junior Freak
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    Now I'm going to try this. Why waste weeks putting together a custom set. You've cracked the code! ha

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    Supreme Freak
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    Quote Originally Posted by koma
    http://www.geocities.com/szesznek/Techno_Box_v1.jpg

    http://www.pvdplanet.net/images/tiesto.jpg

    :lol:
    hahah, im sure a few dj's have used that generator over the last few years :)

 

 

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