My base AD&D character specs:

STRENGTH: 11
DEXTERITY: 15
CONSTITUTION: 17
CHARISMA: 13
INTELIGENCE: 15
WISDOM: 10

My character specs on your typical night out in the Valley:

Character modifiers:

White powder of Frost Giant Strength: Hasted, STRENGTH+3, DEXTERITY +2, INTELIGENCE -4, WISDOM -2, CONSTITUTION -4, CHARISMA -2
Rune stones of Dancing: STRENGTH-1, DEXTERITY +2, INTELIGENCE -2, WISDOM -2, CONSTITUTION -1, CHARISMA +3
Gandalfs pipe weed: STRENGTH-3, DEXTERITY -4, INTELIGENCE -3, WISDOM -3, CONSTITUTION -1, CHARISMA +2
Amber potion of Barfing: DEXTERITY -5, INTELIGENCE -5, WISDOM -2, CONSTITUTION -3, CHARISMA +2

This works out to:

STRENGTH: 7
DEXTERITY: 7
CONSTITUTION: 9
CHARISMA: 18
INTELIGENCE: 1
WISDOM: 1

According to these stats I'm your average loved up yet uttelry annoying dickhead. I suppose I can't argue with the math.