I suppose you could argue Chelsea are worse, with tapping up as well, but it's only really Essien who puts in the bad tackles...

United are the complete cheats though, they do everything from trying to break peoples legs, to trying to kick people out of games, diving, trying to get people sent off, appealing for decisions when they know they should go against them, just about anything you can think of. Van Nistelrooy alone is guilty of most if not all of them and he's not the only one.

Arsenal might have the odd diver, but we don't have any dirty players now and Arsenal have cleaned up their act anyway.