ego and bad attitude

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1) if the room is over 50% blokes, leave. any male dj that attracts more men that women, usually is either gay or an idiot.
2) if 90% of the girls are blonde bimbo types then about turn. you'll get better conversation in an oap home.
3) if 50% or more of the men have top's off - be prepared for some intense gay action at some point during the night ie leave IMMEDIATELY ;)
4) BEWARY of ppl in shades - especially those oversized 70's style ones. a) It's not sunny and b) If you're prepared to look like a twat then you must be one.

thats quality mark..... I am going to base everything I do from now on these 4 main rules :lol: :lol: :lol:

i was thinking the same :lol: :lol:

mmmm... how many gay references can ya make in one post lol

sounds like you make a lot of presumptions mark lol