ego and bad attitude

[djshiva]

ahem... *blokes...

what i wouldn't do for a bloody edit button on this forum...

[Analog-Slut]

put a house party on last night for some good mates. about 50 of us there. couple of djs & a couple of live sets.
this guy, that i'd never met, arrived with some mates with a laptop and asked could he play. told him sure, no problem. gave him a nice time to play at (2am) which was just after my set.
i finish up @ 2:10 and he hits play on his laptop. NOTHING. no sound at all. he flips out, tells me i sabotaged his laptop and that it would've worked fine if i'd finished when i was supposed to! at this stage i'm like you come into someones house and start disrespecting someone like that?
anyway, i figured he was just on a bad one so i tried talking to him and looking for a solution for having no sound but he just keeps hurling abuse and saying "this is bullshit - i was doing this for free. next time i'll charge you". in the end i asked one of the lads he arrived with to take him home. then he comes over and throws a fist at me!!!!

WTF are people turning into? i know when i was starting out i probably pissed a few people off with over enthusiasm but i never got aggro and certainly never threw a punch!

anyway my point is - what is this ego thing all about? it was only a small house party!

I agree, he shud have been gratefull u let him have a go if h was a stranger in your house & your party.
u shud have spat in his face called him a cunt & threw him out hahaha :eyes:

[eyeswithoutaface]

i personally would of kicked **** out of him, what an ungrateful wanker. I wouldnt let anyone i didnt know in my house anyway, **** that

[Analog-Slut]

innit :lol:

[dirty_bass]

I think stripping him naked and gagging him, taping him up to a bonfire in the garden and then dancing around him with kitchen appliances whilst playing perry como records and chanting "meat meat and pumpkin pies, slip your thumbs behind their eyes", probably would have freaked out his coke head little mind so much, he`d never go to another party again.

But then some people do say my mthods are a little gauche.

[SlavikSvensk]

make him go to one of mark's harcore gay action afterparties?

[Analog-Slut]

I think stripping him naked and gagging him, taping him up to a bonfire in the garden and then dancing around him with kitchen appliances whilst playing perry como records and chanting "meat meat and pumpkin pies, slip your thumbs behind their eyes", probably would have freaked out his coke head little mind so much, he`d never go to another party again.

But then some people do say my mthods are a little gauche.

hahahaha thats funny

whos Perry como?

[anx]

ahem... *blokes...

what i wouldn't do for a bloody edit button on this forum...

sometimes after reading this forum i talk with an english accent. its quite alright tho i rekon


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Barely Human]

The topic title makes it sound like the post is going to be about a badly named hardcore double act :lol:

[RDR]

I think stripping him naked and gagging him, taping him up to a bonfire in the garden and then dancing around him with kitchen appliances whilst playing perry como records and chanting "meat meat and pumpkin pies, slip your thumbs behind their eyes", probably would have freaked out his coke head little mind so much, he`d never go to another party again.

But then some people do say my mthods are a little gauche.

hahahaha thats funny

whos Perry como?

Perry Como?

Hardcore as ****!

[djshiva]

ahem... *blokes...

what i wouldn't do for a bloody edit button on this forum...

sometimes after reading this forum i talk with an english accent. its quite alright tho i rekon


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

it does rub off on ya after a bit doesn't it?

but you will see me drop in a fine southern indiana "y'all" every now and again as well... ;)

[TechMouse]

I think stripping him naked and gagging him, taping him up to a bonfire in the garden and then dancing around him with kitchen appliances whilst playing perry como records and chanting "meat meat and pumpkin pies, slip your thumbs behind their eyes", probably would have freaked out his coke head little mind so much, he`d never go to another party again.

But then some people do say my mthods are a little gauche.

Is there any chance you could turn your hand to Reality TV show creation?

[anx]

ahem... *blokes...

what i wouldn't do for a bloody edit button on this forum...

sometimes after reading this forum i talk with an english accent. its quite alright tho i rekon


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

it does rub off on ya after a bit doesn't it?

but you will see me drop in a fine southern indiana "y'all" every now and again as well... ;)

same, only replace y'all with "eh, no doot aboot it"

[dirty_bass]

I think stripping him naked and gagging him, taping him up to a bonfire in the garden and then dancing around him with kitchen appliances whilst playing perry como records and chanting "meat meat and pumpkin pies, slip your thumbs behind their eyes", probably would have freaked out his coke head little mind so much, he`d never go to another party again.

But then some people do say my mthods are a little gauche.

Is there any chance you could turn your hand to Reality TV show creation?

I do have an idea for a reality TV show should anyone be interested.
It`s called Orwellian Big Brother.
Basically it`s the same premise as endimols weak program.
Only the water the contestants drink is laced with DMT, BZ and LSD.
At night hidden speakers in the contestants matresses play sub audible, subliminal messgaes telling them various things repeated all night like a hypnotic mantra.
Examples would be.
"John wants to cut your feet off and cook them cos their isn`t enough food in the house. There is a blunt and rust bowie knife hidden in the dirt where the daffodils are in the garden. Cut out his liver and give it to big brother to appease him, and you might live to see the money"

And
"Jane has been telling everyone how ugly she thinks you are, and how much sexier she is herself. She constantly boasts about the size of her breasts. There is a hamper in a secret room behind the mens toilet. In there is some moisturiser with high strength alcaloid in it. Pusuade her to use it to moisterise after a shower and see her skin bubble and dissolve to ruin her good looks. You will be rewarded with 4 bottles of wine"

Etc.

Secret weapons could be hidden all over the house, and by the end they should all be raving cannibals eating their way into being the winning contestant.

Car crash TV taken to it`s extreme, but more brutally honest than the current crap.

Erm, I have to go take my thorazine now.

[anx]

thats way better than my idea of putting heroin junkies in a big brother type situation, and making them do everyday big brother stuff, only make the prize, heroin. it would be fun for the whole family.

[rhythmtech]

I think stripping him naked and gagging him, taping him up to a bonfire in the garden and then dancing around him with kitchen appliances whilst playing perry como records and chanting "meat meat and pumpkin pies, slip your thumbs behind their eyes", probably would have freaked out his coke head little mind so much, he`d never go to another party again.

But then some people do say my mthods are a little gauche.

Is there any chance you could turn your hand to Reality TV show creation?

I do have an idea for a reality TV show should anyone be interested.


It`s called Orwellian Big Brother.
Basically it`s the same premise as endimols weak program.
Only the water the contestants drink is laced with DMT, BZ and LSD.
At night hidden speakers in the contestants matresses play sub audible, subliminal messgaes telling them various things repeated all night like a hypnotic mantra.
Examples would be.
"John wants to cut your feet off and cook them cos their isn`t enough food in the house. There is a blunt and rust bowie knife hidden in the dirt where the daffodils are in the garden. Cut out his liver and give it to big brother to appease him, and you might live to see the money"

And
"Jane has been telling everyone how ugly she thinks you are, and how much sexier she is herself. She constantly boasts about the size of her breasts. There is a hamper in a secret room behind the mens toilet. In there is some moisturiser with high strength alcaloid in it. Pusuade her to use it to moisterise after a shower and see her skin bubble and dissolve to ruin her good looks. You will be rewarded with 4 bottles of wine"

Etc.

Secret weapons could be hidden all over the house, and by the end they should all be raving cannibals eating their way into being the winning contestant.

Car crash TV taken to it`s extreme, but more brutally honest than the current crap.

Erm, I have to go take my thorazine now.

yeah steve... that gig is off... in fact dont ever come within 50 miles of me

i'll be keepin an eye out for you

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[dirty_bass]

I think stripping him naked and gagging him, taping him up to a bonfire in the garden and then dancing around him with kitchen appliances whilst playing perry como records and chanting "meat meat and pumpkin pies, slip your thumbs behind their eyes", probably would have freaked out his coke head little mind so much, he`d never go to another party again.

But then some people do say my mthods are a little gauche.

Is there any chance you could turn your hand to Reality TV show creation?

I do have an idea for a reality TV show should anyone be interested.


It`s called Orwellian Big Brother.
Basically it`s the same premise as endimols weak program.
Only the water the contestants drink is laced with DMT, BZ and LSD.
At night hidden speakers in the contestants matresses play sub audible, subliminal messgaes telling them various things repeated all night like a hypnotic mantra.
Examples would be.
"John wants to cut your feet off and cook them cos their isn`t enough food in the house. There is a blunt and rust bowie knife hidden in the dirt where the daffodils are in the garden. Cut out his liver and give it to big brother to appease him, and you might live to see the money"

And
"Jane has been telling everyone how ugly she thinks you are, and how much sexier she is herself. She constantly boasts about the size of her breasts. There is a hamper in a secret room behind the mens toilet. In there is some moisturiser with high strength alcaloid in it. Pusuade her to use it to moisterise after a shower and see her skin bubble and dissolve to ruin her good looks. You will be rewarded with 4 bottles of wine"

Etc.

Secret weapons could be hidden all over the house, and by the end they should all be raving cannibals eating their way into being the winning contestant.

Car crash TV taken to it`s extreme, but more brutally honest than the current crap.

Erm, I have to go take my thorazine now.

yeah steve... that gig is off... in fact dont ever come within 50 miles of me

i'll be keepin an eye out for you

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I`ll be keeping your eyes out.

[rhythmtech]

in a jar?

[Jay Pace]

"Battle Royale" meets "The Cube" set in an essex wine bar, and starring 12 people we found at a bus stop.

[dirty_bass]

Till they dry a little so I can wack em in my cheeks for an impromptu marlon brando impression.