Patronising Superstar Djs

**RDR** · 08-01-2006, 01:48 AM

Can i have the toys that fell out of the pram please? wouldnt happen to be a 909 there at all?

Anyway - try not to be so bitter mate, it'll just eat you up inside, channel your energy into releasing angry music, one that disses hawtin. im sure he'll buy it.

**module** · 08-01-2006, 02:52 AM

lol

no one is bitter man... jus a thread.. dont worry bout.. i aint got the rope out yet ;)

ppl shouldnt read so much into posts on a forum :)

**davethedrummer** · 08-01-2006, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by module

lol

no one is bitter man... jus a thread.. dont worry bout.. i aint got the rope out yet ;)

ppl shouldnt read so much into posts on a forum :)

oh i see....
now we are all reading too much into it......oh right.....i get it..........
i suppose we are all idiots for that as well ?

it's never ending with you isn't it?

idiots for this....

idiots for that....

it just goes on and on.........

:razz:

**rhythmtech** · 08-01-2006, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by davethedrummer

well i don't know what you were expecting really
mark gave you a great answer
and personally i though the jokes about the egg mcmuffins were hilarious
come on mate, loosen up a bit.

that sounded suspiciously patronising to me :razz:

**eyeswithoutaface** · 08-01-2006, 11:54 AM

wow, i cant believe i read so much into that from such a vague first post

how dumb do i feel, jeez

**davethedrummer** · 08-01-2006, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by rhythmtech

Originally Posted by davethedrummer

well i don't know what you were expecting really
mark gave you a great answer
and personally i though the jokes about the egg mcmuffins were hilarious
come on mate, loosen up a bit.

that sounded suspiciously patronising to me :razz:

he's a comedian

**MARKEG** · 08-01-2006, 01:02 PM

An Australian, an Irishman and a Glaswegian are in a bar. > > They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the > corner. > > He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. > > They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: > > "My God, it's Jesus!" > > Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. > > Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and > a bottle of Buckfast. > > Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the > pints slowly, one after another. > > After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. > > He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for > the Guinness. > > When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The > arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" > > Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he > lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. > > "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! > It's a miracle." > > Jesus then approaches the Glaswegian who knocks over a chair and a > table in trying to get away from the Son of God. > > "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus. > > The Glaswegian shouts, "fu*k off, I'm on disability benefit!"

**dan the acid man** · 08-01-2006, 01:55 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

**icb** · 08-01-2006, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by rhythmtech

Originally Posted by davethedrummer

well i don't know what you were expecting really
mark gave you a great answer
and personally i though the jokes about the egg mcmuffins were hilarious
come on mate, loosen up a bit.

that sounded suspiciously patronising to me :razz:

LOL :razz:

**eyeswithoutaface** · 08-01-2006, 02:51 PM

haha superb thread, best of 2006 so far

**fatcollective** · 08-01-2006, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by MARK EG

An Australian, an Irishman and a Glaswegian are in a bar. > > They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the > corner. > > He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. > > They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: > > "My God, it's Jesus!" > > Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. > > Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and > a bottle of Buckfast. > > Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the > pints slowly, one after another. > > After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. > > He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for > the Guinness. > > When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The > arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" > > Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he > lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. > > "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! > It's a miracle." > > Jesus then approaches the Glaswegian who knocks over a chair and a > table in trying to get away from the Son of God. > > "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus. > > The Glaswegian shouts, "fu*k off, I'm on disability benefit!"

brilliant hahahaha!!!! :lol:

**module** · 08-01-2006, 05:40 PM

for all the bannings & new logos, this place hasnt changed a bit..

still full of the same old same old lol

regards ;)

**dan the acid man** · 08-01-2006, 07:47 PM

oh dear

**dirty_bass** · 08-01-2006, 07:57 PM

yes darling?

**dan the acid man** · 08-01-2006, 09:17 PM

be gentle dear :lol:

**MARKEG** · 08-01-2006, 11:01 PM

i thought you'd never ask!

**dirty_bass** · 08-01-2006, 11:57 PM

Well, normally I wouldn`t darling, but, these are the last few hours we have left, so we may as well spend it doing something wonderful.

**dan the acid man** · 09-01-2006, 12:38 AM

:lol: :lol:

**wenna** · 09-01-2006, 09:52 AM

back to the topic; i think it all boils down to happiness. it doesn't matter if your last record sold 10 or 10 000 copies. if your happy, hey, who cares? if your not happy find out why and bloody do something about it! don't be afraid to hound ppl, it shows dedication and determination. maybe try one or two things you wouldn't normally consider as cool, or 'underground', just to get your foot in the door. and a business mind is definately needed to an extent. i'm sure we'd all love to play for free and release for free, just cause it doesn't always seem right to take money for something we love doing. you wouldn't fix your nans washing machine and then charge her for doing it would you? but life isnt like that! if u wanna make a living outa this then u need goals, and when you reach those goals, u move the posts back and go for the next goal ec,etc this takes time! i dont think anyone in this life has woken up and been handed anything on a silver platter.

my 2 cents anyhoo

**tocsin** · 09-01-2006, 04:57 PM

Module, I still don't follow your point at all. So you take the "believe in yourself" answers as patronising because it's someone on top trying to get all Zen like? Maybe it's just an honest answer. Maybe the reason you can pick that answer out as being cliche is, in the end, it's the one answer that's common to those who have "made it" with the rest of their experiences being somewhat unique to time, place and effort?

Here's the thing. When nobody has heard of you, you will have people trying to tear you down. When slightly more people have heard of you, you will have more people trying to tear you down. The "bigger" you get, the more this increases. If you don't believe in yourself and let such bullshit affect you the wrong way, you're closer to failure. It's probably more important to remember this, and remind yourself of it, with every increase in "success" one has. So, in the end, I don't see how it's patronising to tell people to believe in themselves and follow their heart. It's excellent advice for an area where people talk shit, stab backs or try and influence your own work.

Mark added the bit about the business side which sometimes gets left out of interviews. But, there is where you basically have a universal formula to succeed at anything. "Believe in yourself" + "RTFM/Learn" + "Network" + "Do" = Best chance of "success," whether personal, financial, or both.

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