Don't read if easily offended but this one i've heard a few times...very racist & not a view shared by moi.

To the tune of (my old mans a dustman)


My old mans a racist so he joined the bnp
he hates those paki bastards but proud he's from Burnley
he grew up on the stoops estate where they don't give a ****
& when he see's a paki he'll always have a rook