ALWAYS LISTEN TO TECHNO AT 6 EVERY DAY, AM and PM
NEVER COVET THY NEIGHBOURS DECKS
DONT LISTEN TO TRANCE, ESPECIALLY ON SUNDAYS
WHEN ONE GOES BOOM, ANOTHER SHALL GO TISH, THAT IS THE LAW
NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER
NEVER PUT JAM ON A MAGNET




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