Right, I have a new job. YAY! Time to blow it all. There are stacks and stacks of MIDI controllers out there - but my god, which one? Can anybody direct me to a place where I can see a good comparison of what's out there? I'll gladly pay for your help with sex if you're female :P

Thanks guys (and hopefully girls!)

EDIT: By the way, I don't mean a "MIDI keyboard", I mean something like a Phatboy (but not a Phatboy... what a ripoff)