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    The Games Moderator
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    Default FAO those in the North East (Joke)

    A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.The
    robot pours him the perfect pint, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
    global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
    environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual
    proclivities.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
    decides to test the robotso he walks out of the bar, turns around, and
    comes back in for another drink.

    Again, the robot serves hima perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's
    your IQ?"

    The man responds, "about a 100."

    Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,rugby,
    supermodels, favorite foods, guns, and women's body parts. Really
    impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more
    test.

    He heads out and returns, the robot serveshim and asks, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies, "Er, ... 20 , I think."

    And the robot says... real slowly,
    "So ... who ... do ... you ... think ... they'll ... get ...
    to ... replace .... McCarthy? "
    You gotta say YES ! to another excess

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    Supreme Freak
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    hahahaha classic

 

 

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