HOW DARE YOU ALL DOUBT ME!! I AM THE FUTURE OF TECHNO!!!, YOU WOULDN`T BE DOING ANY OF THE NASTY STUFF THAT YOU HAVE DESCRIBED TO ME!! MY WIFE AMANDA (SHE WAS ANGELIC YA KNOW!) WILL KICK THE @#%$ OUT OF YOU & MY BEZZY MATE DAVE PEARCE WILL SUFFOCATE YOU WITH ONE OF HIS BASEBALL CAPS, AFTER HE ROLLS YOU ANOTHER FAT ONE!



ALL YOU DOUBTERS NEED TO SEE ME IN ACTION, WATCH IN AWE AS I MIX THE FIRST 4 BARS OF TUNE INTO EACH OTHER... WATCH IN DELIGHT AS I MIX UP POP MUSIC, CHEESEY CHART TRANCE & BANGING TECHNO AND GET THOUSANDS FOR IT.



YOU LOT ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DON`T LOOK LIKE A TWAT IN TIGHT VESTS & YOUR GLASSES AREN`T AS GOOD AS MINE!!



FOR F*CKS SAKE I HAVE A RADIO1 SHOW, THIS OBVIOUSLY MAKES ME THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD!
Edited by: judge jules1965 at: 12/5/02 1250 am