Originally Posted by
JamieBall
I don't like watching ableton sets. I've never seen one that hasn't bored me. Ever. And don't be thinking "ah but he's not seen ME play". Chances are I probably have, and I thought it was SH1T. If I actually LIKED anything I'd be giving the artist props, big time. I mean, god give me SOMETHING TO LOVE AGAIN! I don't like coming on here and getting pissed off all the time, I've better things to do with my life... Techno should be a kick up the arse, not just loop after loop. Maybe it's a joy to listen to a seamless ableton mix for some people but I will always prefer vinyl sets and the inherent chaos possible therein.
All this "a dj can only ever play 2 records" hmmmm.... so playing more tunes at once is just immediately BETTER is it ? I don't think so. It's all about creating something new from the sum of the parts, not just sticking your 6 favourite records (sorry, loops) on top of one another and proclaiming yourself lord of techno :-(
I've even seen 'top' artists using ableton to dj FULL TRACKS whilst sending text messages to god knows who. I mean, how ****ing lazy do you want to be ? These people want WORKING ON imo. If this is the template for things to come, no wonder people are so confused.....
Can you scratch with ableton ? NO (or haha maybe there's a plugin now, a real COOL one hmmmm perhaps not)
Then again, most techno dj's can't dj anyway, there's nothing more boring than fade into fade of relentless doof doof doof. "listen to my new mix, it's just as mind numbing as the last one"... It's an alarmingly common thread in the scene "I couldn't play any instruments and I'm not remotely musical so I make dance music" - LOL - that's acceptable is it ? I've ranted about this before though, so no point covering old ground.
Also, people could try and look like they're into what they're doing as opposed to standing around like they're sending an email. Guess that's more the fault of the kind of people this "scene" seems to attract of late (Gimps, much?) but I imagine there MUST be people other than myself who feel this universal boredom when they witness an "ableton live set" - Where are the mavericks these days ? I haven't heard or seen anyone good using this supposed wonder software, maybe it's a blind path ? perhaps ? All I've seen lately is people aping everyone elses sound... (another favourite bugbear of mine) It's like when hip hop got shite, no innovation just a few cuss words over a GENERIC AS HELL beat and BEEF with another artist became enough to sell rekkids. When you have collage based music, you can draw from ANYTHING - so how come it all sounds exactly the same... Not a popular view I appreciate but PFFFT it's all about the trainwrecks - as long as there are MASSIVE CASUALTIES.
With regards to what is viewed as 'techno' these days, I just can't understand when people post releases here and it's like "WOW - FEELING THIS" - well, I ain't, it's usually WOEFUL ;-) Hence the lack of constructive comment inna "if you've nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all" stylee ;-) No point in just hating on stuff but it's gotten to the point where there's just so much utilitarian junk kicking around I'm past caring. I've watched people who used to be little kids on the "scene" rise to great heights by FOLLOWING THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. Don't rock the boat, now, just do like everyone else and you'll be fine... PFFFFFT I just don't want any part of this, it's not what techno is about. **** - it's not even what MUSIC is about, to be brutally honest. Herein lies the difference between ARTISTS and people who just want to stand on stage thinking they're amazing. I make music cause otherwise I'd be on the streets cutting peoples eyes out of their skulls (or my own). It stops me from going completely INSANE. I'm not out to please anyone with it, it requires no 'recognition' and I'm completely happy with things that way. If someone happens to want to release music of mine then fair play to them, I'm happy for them to do so - but it's NOT the reason I write it. I guess this is a personal thing, but it all seems to be mutual backslapping these days and AGAIN - that's not what techno should be about. "Well done, you've made a sound that is completely STANDARD" ugh.
I can think of so many GREAT djs who have gone the (dis)ableton route and to be honest they've all bored me to SHRIEKS with their 'live' output of late. Maybe I have the wrong idea about what techno is, though having seen it at what I consider to be its best - I DON'T THINK SO. A lot of the 'kids' these days missed the glory days and merely have recent stuff as their yardstick - I honestly pity such people, they've really missed something good. Not that something great and new couldn't flourish, creatively, I just haven't heard it and I'll warrant not many other people have either. It's gotten to the stage where anything remotely off the beaten path is viewed as WIERD unless some DJ says it's okay to like it. BULLSHIT. The people I respect as DJs hardly ever play anywhere, being as they're at the vanguard of sound - there's just no-one else there at the moment to appreciate it, everyone wants STANDARD CRAP.
I find it uproariously amusing that "old school" hip-hop is now viewed as being Tupac and Snoop... LOLOLOLOL that's NEW to me - old school is proper music like Marley Marl, Roxanne Shante, DJ Three D, Newcleus and all them other people who made me want to do nothing but LISTEN TO AWESOME MUSIC way back in the early 80s. It's the same with techno when it first 'appeared' - It was fresh, always unexpected and just generally RAD ! What is considered 'cool' or 'good' these days usually makes me want to stick my face in a blender and dream myself to death as my head is rendered into chunks of floppy flesh and splintered bone. It's all so very, very pointless.
As darkthrone put it "YOU HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH ME, YOU THINK OLD SCHOOL IS 1993" lol... Fair enough they're talking about METAL but then it pretty much applies to most scenes.
Playing good tracks on ableton is all well and good, but don't dress it up like you're doing anything special - it's not, anyone could do it ! Besides, I don't like hearing 'good tracks' over and over, I want to hear the sound of a thousand people having their heads BLOWN TO BITS by a heaving, shambling mass ! These days I'd rather stay at home than go to a techno club, and that's a pretty shit state of affairs being as I once loved this music with a real PASSION. If I do go I spend most of the time chatting with friends and outside smoking. Oh, for the days when I'd be running around like a lunatic on NO DRUGS for 7 odd hours listening to bleeding edge brain wrongs ;-) Then again, this was before the days of TEH INTERNETS (which I reckon has homogenised things to a great extent)
My wee cousin sounds like Chris Liebing on ableton, every bit as 'good', is that a GOOD or a BAD thing ? He doesn't know ANYTHING about techno, he just wanted to fanny around and I fired him a bunch of tracks to piss about with. This surely isn't 'right' is it ? He's 13 LOL ! Y'all just seem to want to sound like everyone else "how do I make this sound from xxxxxx record" etc etc - who cares, it's the journey and the wandering off down side roads that's the main fun. Why strive to sound JUST LIKE SOMEONE ELSE ? We don't need more emulators, what we need are INNOVATORS ! I'd genuinely love to see/hear someone come along and take the hinges off the cage for you :-)
There's a lot of people 'at the top' with a lot to answer for, as far as I'm concerned. SH1T AND CREAM RISES, as they say, but I see little or no evidence of dairy product these days - get what I'm saying ?
I'm not spitting the dummy and P1SS1NG OFF for good, but I've kinda had it with this place - circular argument after circular argument. Loads of talk but no-one says anything. I guess that kinda sums up 'techno' these days though. I've got better things to be getting on with in my life. I appreciate no-one ASKED for my 10p worth of course, and also appreciate I probably won't be missed (most of my posts are silly jokes or rage haha). Given the no doubt massive weight of popular opinion AGAINST such posts as this, it's probably for the best - I shall let you all get on with it eh ;-)
Plus, bear in mind I >am< particularly PISSED OFF at the moment (you'd never tell, huh). However, it's nothing to do with music... Just more disgust at the general state of the world and the people in it - but still I felt the need to get this off my chest, hopefully people will see it for what it is rather than check the BLOCK of text, check the POSTERS NAME and just think "R-SOUL - I ain't reading that" ;-) Give it a little thought before casting it aside..... It IS constructive, believe it or not.....
Sometimes you have to smash things apart just to build something new :-)
PS: I am available for spoken word performances at childrens parties, if anyone is interested. "positive" and "upbeat" are just a few of the words that have never been said about me ;-)