Cursed hi hats. ruining everyone's fun.

By the way, does anyone have some little white mice? We appear to be drowning in a sea of periods.

Mastering? I have NO bloddy idea.

All i do is

Remove frequencies below 20hz
Check the DC offset
Top/ Tail
Little Boost here n there, no more than 0.5db max
Little Cut here n there, no more than -1db
Have a go at compressing, 1.5:1 max

Then i sack it all off and send it away.