Axis my arse

**massplanck** · 26-04-2006, 06:10 PM

jeff mills.

i've never owned one of his records. nor do i intend to. never mind sandals and wrenches.

as for the bells & jaguar being rinsed out time and time again. well stop going to see him and you wont be dissapointed.

**dirty_bass** · 26-04-2006, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by MARK EG

Originally Posted by dirty_bass

Run around detroit, finding gigs in the old days.
enter the warehouse, see how many copies of the bells you can keep spinning at once.
Fight off any competition by re-releasing the same record again and again and again.
End of level boss is dave clark, who you have to out poncify in a most pretencious interview competition.
Weapon bonuses: 909. 909. 909 and a 808.

gimme gimme gimme!!! where can i buy said game?!!!! :lol:

available via axis soon.
also coming

Axis loans and mortgages.
Axis mobile network.
Axis fragrance (detroit motor oil, Servisol IPA, and vinyl )
Axis low cost airlines and car rental.
And of course, Axis wine coolers.

**Conan** · 26-04-2006, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by massplanck

jeff mills.

i've never owned one of his records. nor do i intend to. never mind sandals and wrenches.

as for the bells & jaguar being rinsed out time and time again. well stop going to see him and you wont be dissapointed.

Good idea

**Francisco Scaramanga** · 26-04-2006, 06:31 PM

God, axis wine coolers, now that would be a real rave necessity! This current crop of items is pretty funny I think - I mean whats up with the axis tire lug wrench? Why bother having an axis one if its only going to sit in the boot of your car getting dirty until the tire blows, or maybe we are meant to display them or something?

I was soooo hoping that the large axis searchlight would be like a bat sign projector type thing, projecting the axis logo into the sky to signal Mills' mothership or something.

**koma** · 26-04-2006, 06:36 PM

well if the records are selling, of course he's going to re-release it
like you wouldnt, lol

**eyeswithoutaface** · 26-04-2006, 06:45 PM

this is hilarious

pretty much makes all the intellectual and philosophical bullshit he ties's to his image just that, bullshit. As much as i respect his djing and what he's done for techno, this is too much. And dont give me that not making enough money off the music rubbish, the man commands up to and above £10,000 - £15,000 per gig, and has done for many years now. Saying he's skint simply wont wash

what next, Axis Air? Cheap flights to the home of Jeff Mills, where you can then take a guided tour of the Axis Museum and Visitors Information Centre

**Miromiric** · 26-04-2006, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by massplanck

jeff mills.

i've never owned one of his records. nor do i intend to. never mind sandals and wrenches.

as for the bells & jaguar being rinsed out time and time again. well stop going to see him and you wont be dissapointed.

you are so controversial.

**Buttman** · 26-04-2006, 08:40 PM

FU ALL MILLS MAKES GREAT PROPER MUSIC.

Just try and focus on the music and disregard all his silly philosophies and merchandise.

**eyeswithoutaface** · 26-04-2006, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Buttman

FU ALL MILLS MAKES GREAT PROPER MUSIC.

Just try and focus on the music and disregard all his silly philosophies and merchandise.

that's a hard thing to do when the man in question cant even do it himself

**Conan** · 26-04-2006, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Buttman

FU ALL MILLS MAKES GREAT PROPER MUSIC.

Just try and focus on the music and disregard all his silly philosophies and merchandise.

Mills MADE great proper music

**conflict** · 26-04-2006, 09:06 PM

look at it from a business point of view

so what if he wants to make some money?

i couldnt give a shit

**FUSION** · 26-04-2006, 09:22 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHA fuk wehter hes going even more commercial thats well funny ! them gloves and that wrench ahahahah

**koma** · 26-04-2006, 09:30 PM

if Mills was from UK and on BOA, most of you would lick his ass :lol:

**Buttman** · 26-04-2006, 09:32 PM

You all are just cranky because you got no ass/pussy for the latest two years. =)

**eyeswithoutaface** · 26-04-2006, 10:03 PM

it doesnt particulary bother me in the sense it doesnt anger me, i find it funny and hypocritical that's all. When someone who is already a millionaire comes out with such tacky, demeaning and downright money grabbing merchandise, you really do have to wonder

**dirty_bass** · 26-04-2006, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by koma

if Mills was from UK and on BOA, most of you would lick his ass :lol:

I guarentee I wouldn`t.

**eyeswithoutaface** · 26-04-2006, 10:39 PM

ditto that, one thing i cannot be accused of is arselicking haha, and to be honest if mills was from the uk and on BOA, i think he'd get the almighty piss taken out of him

**koma** · 26-04-2006, 10:42 PM

ok, you two wouldnt

next!

:lol:

**SlavikSvensk** · 26-04-2006, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by dirty_bass

Originally Posted by koma

if Mills was from UK and on BOA, most of you would lick his ass :lol:

I guarentee I wouldn`t.

yeah but you'd dribble on it a little. come on...admit it...we're all friends here ;)

**The Divide** · 26-04-2006, 11:59 PM

I went on the site and had a very brief look this morning at the wrench set. Then I came back and just read this. I was laughing my ass off when I read the post about the axis search light and tirewrench!. Thought you guys were taking the piss until I went back on the site and had a proper look! I cant believe there’s an axis searchlight which beams out the axis logo. Absolutely hilarious, it’s a necessity!

"If you cant get to Jeff Mills with the axis searchlight then why not consider purchansing our 'axisphonetm'"

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