in all seriousness i have

a nice pc (although not nice enough, getting a new machine built asap)
maudio studiophile bx8s (not amazing but im used to them now)
Emu 0404
couple of evolution mk 449c keyboards
Shure PG81 and a couple of Shure PG58's
Alesis mixer (for routing the mic's)
couple of old dx100's/dx7's
various bits and bob's software wise

not amazing, but i make the most of it!