Just got back from ibiza
Was a bit weird. Went straight from Sonar festiva, bit of a culture shock - poncey wankers and beer boys everywhere. But you settle in quickly and start to enjoy it.

Meganite was a bit rubbish. Carola was decent, but club was full of 18-30s types, girls in bunny girl outfits on hen nights and gurning kids in ben sherman.
Adam beyer tried really hard but fell flat.
And Mauro Picotto is without a doubt one of the worst techno djs I have ever seen. If he can even be called that. Seen more talent and creativity come out of a jukebox.

Play a track out in full, mix into another one quickly, strike the God pose everytime there's a breakdown, and fiddle pointlessly with the EQ to try and make out like he is responsible for the breakdown in the tune. Utter, utter wanker.

Went to Monza's opening party at Space which was quaaaaaality. Mandy was the highlight for me. Futuristic minimal techno - class.
Booker Shade were class as well - ace to see live drumming.

A funny place all in all. Had loads of fun, but difficult not to feel a bit like you are being raped, paying €6 for a tiny panda pop bottle of water, or €10 for a ****ing bottle of beer. You can easily blow €50 just keeping hydrated during the course of an evening.

Beatiful beaches. Obscene amounts of silicon titties and sculpted buttocks.
Overall very easy on the eye and entertaining if you don't take yourself or other people too seriously.