Quote Originally Posted by [F/17
]probably pioneer should introduce a new product, smthing like "the pleaser™" consisting of multi-input digital player device plus mixer (of course, as a single device – no extra wires needed)
featuring
“match ‘em!” button for precise bpm-matching
And
“tune ‘em” button for extreme harmony!

press “please ‘em” button and it will start showing you funky dj moves on the built-in LCD full-color screen – if you repeat what it shows the crowd will be definitely pleased!!!

further versions of the product will contain special “get it all played” function – no need to choose tracks!! just come, wave your hands and get your money!
I think Sasha has one of these.

It's called the Maven.