Quote Originally Posted by Jay Pace
Plan of attack:

Abruptly stop playing hard techno, grow your hair all weird and everyone will start talking about your hair more than your music.

People will bitch and moan about how you pussied out on proper techno, but mostly they will fixate on your hair.

Eventually the tide will turn, you will be the most popular man in the world and will open the 2012 London Olympics.
People will still be bitching about your hair and your pussy music, and you can wrongfoot everyone by playing hydraulix 9 during a surreal opening ceremony featuring angry clowns on stilts with guns.

Eventually everyone will grudginly accept that you are a pioneer of techno even if they don't like your new direction, although they will still have reservations about your hair.

Then cut your hair.
HAHA!

The Velvet Jones School of Techno. ;)