anyone got any good ones?
Rumour has it that Leeds have a new sponsor...Tampax! the board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period :lol:
Leeds manager peter reid walked into a nationwide building society one day whilst a robbery was taking place. one of the robbers hit him over the head and knocked him out.
whilst coming around reid said "christ, where the hell am I"
one of the staff told him he was in the nationwide
reid replied "fuckin hell is it may already"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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02-10-2003, 04:14 PM #1BOA Lifetime Member
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Footy Jokes.
lol the trance has gone
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08-10-2003, 12:10 PM #2Supreme Freak
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08-10-2003, 04:39 PM #3BOA Lifetime Member
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they just had to be aimed at my club didnt they? made me laugh anyhow :lol:
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08-10-2003, 05:08 PM #4BOA Lifetime Member
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it wasnt aimed towards you mate, that's how my mate told me them.
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17-10-2003, 02:22 PM #5Junior Freak
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Another scandal is set to rock football.
Sophie Ellis Bextor's dead body has been found in a French
international
footballer's hotel room. The police are treating it as murder on 'Zidane's' floor....
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17-10-2003, 06:54 PM #6Supreme Freak
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;) more clever than funny!!!
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20-10-2003, 10:17 AM #7the big pork pie
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Q: How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the "2003 Lightbulb Change" commemorative t-shirts & videos, and one to drive the other two back to Surrey.
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