Now if only there was a program which makes your hardrive jump out of your machine and beat the living shit out of the smackhead who took it....
funny you should ask.... i was actually just wokring on something like that the other day.... paste this into notepad and email it to Bill Gates or Paula Yates and you should be sorted...
smackhead = theif;
while (smackhead < human, human = human - comp, comp--))
{
smackhead = smackhead.kickThe(shit, living);
}