What about a bio for Emerson?

"After a short break from the world of techno due to being depressed because someone messed up his pounders, Emerson is back with a performance not to be missed! His tight mixing combined with his “larger than life” physique are guaranteed to get the dancefloor rocking as everyone will buzz off his enthusiasm for sleeping and telling people to “**** off”. On rare occasions he teams up with his lifelong music partner MC Clampard for a truly unique and unmissable performance. DJ Ad Rayner will vouch for the fact that Clampards’ musical integrity is unbeatable.
Emerson is one dj you will not want to miss as he makes his locked debut!"

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