what's the strangest thing that ever happened during your dj or live pa set?

**Buttman** · 23-01-2007, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by SummerOfSam

Must be because I am what you have said I am isn't it.

Haha you are funny.
For the first/last time. I AM NOT RACIST.
I hate everyone no matter race/gender/religion/age/colour.

**The Overfiend** · 23-01-2007, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Buttman

Haha you are funny.
For the first/last time. I AM NOT RACIST.
I hate everyone no matter race/gender/religion/age/colour.

I know that Grover

**Buttman** · 24-01-2007, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by SummerOfSam

I know that Grover

tried answering your pm but it said you do not accept pms.

bah

no tengo memoria de decirte que eres un nigga ;)
pero si si, claro que sera broma. lo se que eres latinito y no negrito.

**dirty_bass** · 24-01-2007, 02:08 AM

This is turning into a damn episode of starsky and hutch.
No worse.
It`s reading like a 12 year olds text message.

Am I...
is this Blackou...

WTF is going on in here?

**rhythmtech** · 24-01-2007, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by dirty_bass

This is turning into a damn episode of starsky and hutch.
No worse.
It`s reading like a 12 year olds text message.

Am I...
is this Blackou...

WTF is going on in here?

no tengo memoria de decirte que eres un nigga ;)
pero si si, claro que sera broma. lo se que eres latinito y no negrito

from what i can make out :

i dont remember having a tango with your ears my nigga
yes yes you did and with clare in brum.. you know her? the one who likes kissing latinos and niggaz..

i could be wrong though :ohdear:

**fac** · 24-01-2007, 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by SummerOfSam

Wow, considering I am known not to be a schranz enthusiast
I find it pretty funny for you to place me in a pigeonhole.
If you don't understand it, then that's probably better off, because I don't want anyone who does not know who Kool G Rap is to understand that entire quote anyways.

Keep tickling Grovers heiny in the meantime.
Here's a feather for that gentle touch.

look what you have done you mean person...

**Buttman** · 24-01-2007, 02:38 AM

Originally Posted by fac

look what you have done you mean person...

lol very clever

**dubs** · 24-01-2007, 03:50 AM

First week in London and first gig. Bouncer stabbed within twenty minutes of getting there. Three bouncers holed up in the toilets and about ten divies turn up. I don't miss nth London.

**The Overfiend** · 24-01-2007, 05:00 AM

Originally Posted by rhythmtech

no tengo memoria de decirte que eres un nigga ;)
pero si si, claro que sera broma. lo se que eres latinito y no negrito

from what i can make out :

i dont remember having a tango with your ears my nigga
yes yes you did and with clare in brum.. you know her? the one who likes kissing latinos and niggaz..

i could be wrong though :ohdear:

Way off the mark........
But I'll accept that translation as well.
Cause it's f*ckin' hysterical!

**The Overfiend** · 24-01-2007, 05:02 AM

Originally Posted by fac

look what you have done you mean person...

Metal workers don't cry.
They weld a metal tear into a tree.
Extra feathers if you need em.

**Buttman** · 24-01-2007, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by SummerOfSam

Metal workers don't cry.
They weld a metal tear into a tree.

Hahahahahaha

How to weld a tree I have yet to learn though.

**The Overfiend** · 24-01-2007, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Buttman

Hahahahahaha

How to weld a tree I have yet to learn though.

Just burn it down and throw the lead on top of the ashes.
C'mon!

**Buttman** · 24-01-2007, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by SummerOfSam

Just burn it down and throw the lead on top of the ashes.
C'mon!

True, true.

MSN me. Ask some of your friends for the addy. I would send it to you but I can not bah

**Jak** · 24-01-2007, 11:29 PM

what happened? this was shaping up to be a funny topic.....

**Mucky Beats** · 25-01-2007, 11:43 AM

I went to play in a club which i wont metion to be fair to the promoters they where good lads in the wrong venue... walked in and got onto the fact that this new event was being held in the local cattle market scouse house club... the place was half full of ravers and half full of burbury shirts and girls with boob tubes and belts for skirts! i got on the decks following a dj playin a kinda minimal /house set ... i started with a zoid track and fair play the place did go off!! in front of the decks was a stage and a group of girls started dancing on it... next minute while cueing my first mix a girl leaned right over the dj booth from the stage and floped her boobs out right in front of my face!!!!
Stood behind me was my girlfreind who was not a happy to say the least! and she proceded to point out she will cave the girls head in if she dont pee off!! so spent the remainder of my set trying to make sure my girfriend stayed in the dj booth ...he he he that was a strange set!! oh and as we where leaving saw the girl who had a flashing problem kicked out and with only one shoe on he he he!

**massplanck** · 26-01-2007, 02:09 AM

I was at this party right. But my mammy warned me that the house was haunted, but me being a young up and coming techno dj i just would not listen to her.

I was on da decks right. mixing dave the drummer in with Kalishas 'milkshake' and next thing a big scary ghost with a sheet on its head appeared out of no-where and told me to shut the **** up or else it was going to kill me.

lol!!!

I told that spooky ghost that it should 'go away' and annoy the dead guy from hardfloor or the dude from 65d Mavericks.

I shit you not.

**TechMouse** · 26-01-2007, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by massplanck

I was at this party right. But my mammy warned me that the house was haunted, but me being a young up and coming techno dj i just would not listen to her.

I was on da decks right. mixing dave the drummer in with Kalishas 'milkshake' and next thing a big scary ghost with a sheet on its head appeared out of no-where and told me to shut the **** up or else it was going to kill me.

lol!!!

I told that spooky ghost that it should 'go away' and annoy the dead guy from hardfloor or the dude from 65d Mavericks.

I shit you not.

Man, Acid these days just isn't what it used to be...

**ollie303** · 26-01-2007, 10:12 PM

one of my mates set fire to my tousers.
i was half way through a mix had no idea what was happening antill the headphones were pulled of me, and i was pushed over and rolled in the sand by people who saw me burning.
when it was put out i saw one of my trouser legs had burnt off up on side and realsied.
highly amusing for the croud im sure but i was pissed right off!
lucky the party was on a beach to, or id have burnt to death or just got pissed on mayb!

**Jak** · 26-01-2007, 10:51 PM

[QUOTE=ollie303;492793]one of my mates set fire to my tousers.
QUOTE]

awesome!

**wrong** · 31-01-2007, 01:09 AM

heheh, good thread...

theres been loads, but the ones that spring to mind immediately:
water trickling steadily onto me and the decks at a squat party years ago... in the end we all had to move the whole scaffold setup forwards a few feet, later i went upstairs and realised that the room everyone had been using as a toilet was right above where the decks had been ... euurgh

A few months ago was playing a set and suddenly shouted out in pain and almost fell over as my ankle was mauled by ...... yes... a rottweiler!

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