Here's a dafty one...:)

Playing in what we fondly dubbed 'The Soup Kitchen' at a squatted old council offices in London a few years back...

I'd had a beer too many so was a bit grumpy with some French guy hassling me to be on next (now), you know the sort, bearing in mind that it was my little get up which I was leaving there for others to use, as we popped down only once or twice a month to have a shin-dig coz it was a mate of our's squat... aaanyways..

The floor had one little spot that, if jumped on, affected the needle on one of the decks.. We all know that one..!

I',m playing 'Control' by Headroom, which is kickin' and is having the desired effect on the crowd...

The only problem is some great tall guy is jumping up n down on that same spot n the needles bouncin all ovva... aaaagh!

So I bring the tune to a grinding halt and shout, "STOP ****ing DANCING WILL YER!!"

How ridiculous...

The guy sort of understood but I reckon everyone else musta thought I was on summat... heh :ohdear: