Quote Originally Posted by french_og View Post
Cristiano Ronaldo and Numeric was walking down the road when they seen Keira Knightley bent over on a pavement with her head trapped between some railings - Ronaldo whipped of her knickers got his tool out and gave her a good seeing to... after about 5 mins he then looked at Numeric and said 'your turn'

To which Numeric replied 'i don't think my head will fit between those railings'!!!
Hahahaha, brilliant!