Ibiza Is Minimal Crazy.

[jon connor]

That's true, they should find some other idyll and fill it with vulgar British scum - get the place smeared in clap and thrush in no time.

I bet the locals of all small island/coastal communities in the med are positively salivating at the prospect of their gutters overflowing with spermicide - not to mention the arrival of the inevitable fish and chip 'restaurant', oh, and the streets of their town being turned into a bloody, English speaking warzone every night of the week.

I can only imagine how boring such places must be before the club 18-30 reps work their 'magic'. Wherever is designated as the 'NEW IBIZA' is really, really lucky. Honestly.

lol

[TechMouse]

That's true, they should find some other idyll and fill it with vulgar British scum - get the place smeared in clap and thrush in no time.

I bet the locals of all small island/coastal communities in the med are positively salivating at the prospect of their gutters overflowing with spermicide - not to mention the arrival of the inevitable fish and chip 'restaurant', oh, and the streets of their town being turned into a bloody, English speaking warzone every night of the week.

I can only imagine how boring such places must be before the club 18-30 reps work their 'magic'. Wherever is designated as the 'NEW IBIZA' is really, really lucky. Honestly.

:lol:

I just laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out.

[RDR]

there mad they burst into dc 10 and hammered everyone nuts , but yea the deal with the flyers was you pr for a brand name if you get caught you are thrown in jail and they pay to get you out christ wots the world comming to when you get aressted for handing flyers out.

Leeds is bad for flyering... but thats to do with the council.

As for ibiza, "it is invitable mr anderson, that your funshine island drug riddled UK shithole will collapse under the weight of jizz"

[Jay Pace]

That's true, they should find some other idyll and fill it with vulgar British scum - get the place smeared in clap and thrush in no time.

I bet the locals of all small island/coastal communities in the med are positively salivating at the prospect of their gutters overflowing with spermicide - not to mention the arrival of the inevitable fish and chip 'restaurant', oh, and the streets of their town being turned into a bloody, English speaking warzone every night of the week.

I can only imagine how boring such places must be before the club 18-30 reps work their 'magic'. Wherever is designated as the 'NEW IBIZA' is really, really lucky. Honestly.

:lol:

Brilliant.

[davethedrummer]

That's true, they should find some other idyll and fill it with vulgar British scum - get the place smeared in clap and thrush in no time.

I bet the locals of all small island/coastal communities in the med are positively salivating at the prospect of their gutters overflowing with spermicide - not to mention the arrival of the inevitable fish and chip 'restaurant', oh, and the streets of their town being turned into a bloody, English speaking warzone every night of the week.

I can only imagine how boring such places must be before the club 18-30 reps work their 'magic'. Wherever is designated as the 'NEW IBIZA' is really, really lucky. Honestly.

sounds great to me
fish and chips everywhere thats what i say!

[jon connor]

Leeds is bad for flyering... but thats to do with the council.

As for ibiza, "it is invitable mr anderson, that your funshine island drug riddled UK shithole will collapse under the weight of jizz"

man i think every worker i met in ibiza were from leeds , hahahah you crazy lot ahaha.

[jon connor]

sounds great to me
fish and chips everywhere thats what i say!

oh yes cant beat a good old battred cod + chips with mushy peas on top lovely! keep ya going for days that boy!

[davethedrummer]

oh yes cant beat a good old battred cod + chips with mushy peas on top lovely! keep ya going for days that boy!

cod and chips on the beach!!!
with a pint of warm real ale to wash it down and that ibitha sunset


heaven!

[DannyBlack]

And don't forget the ever so present smell of penis and fecal matter. Heaven! taking blackpool to the world!

[jonny68]

Minimal = dreadful music, boring as ****,better suited to people monged on K.

[TechMouse]

Minimal = dreadful music, boring as ****,better suited to people monged on K.

Generalisations are bad, m'kay.

Some minimal* stuff is awesome, lots of it is dross.

(* insert whatever genre you like here and the statement holds).

[the_psychologist]

yeah, "minimal" has invaded most scenes.

it even melded with Psytrance here in Cali, with the Prog Psy DJs now playing piles of minimal.

i had a bit of a revelation when i found minimal, but quickly realized that my idea of "minimal' differs quite a bit from most people. i can't stand the "2 bleeps and a squeek" style stuff, but i LOVE shit like Extrawelt, Petter, Minilogue, Trentemoller, Elegant Universe, Fairmont, Boratto, Komytea, etc. and also German techno gods like Johannes Heil, Kowalski, Schumacher, etc.. add stuff like Apparat into the mix, and i'm not even sure what style we're talking about (but i will be playing it on the beach this weekend).

so "minimal compared to banging Psytrance" is what i like, while "minimal compared to Techno" just puts me in a coma. as ever, it's all about the music you find around the edges.