Tevez to United?

[Esox Lucius]

I was in a restaurant in Puerto Banus and Carlos Tevez walked in - i nearly choked on my Steak!!

i would too if i saw that face, ugly bastard, could scare kids him.

[Will]

i would too if i saw that face, ugly bastard, could scare kids him.

Is he scarier than you then?

[Numeric]

reports in the tabloids suggest that Tevez's move to United could finally go through if Joorabchian pays a fee to the Hammers, allowing him to deal solely with United and placate the Premier League...

apparently Joorabchian's MSI group served a writ on the Hammers last week to release the player's registration, and are totally confident that any court ruling will go their way...

[Esox Lucius]

Is he scarier than you then?

nah im gorgeous, i scare kids by jumping out on them naked from a bush having a wank

[Numeric]

apparently today is D-Day, with the warring parties under pressure to strike a deal and avoid a lengthy court battle, talks between the Tevez's representatives and West Ham broke up last night without an agreement reached...

after today, Kia Joorabchian and MSI will have to lodge all their papers with the High Court, once that move takes place, the dispute will move into another phase and it will become much more unlikely that a settlement can be reached...

yawn, i just wish this whole affair was over...

[Numeric]

looks as though West Ham have finally reached an agreement with MSI. It's thought that the Hammers will be paid around £2m in return for releasing the Argentine striker from his contract and registration...

finaly :)