Ok, well I'll answer then. :)
If I've got a busy weekend then it goes a little like this...
Friday: Get up, go to work at 6am. Get home from work, walk the dogs and head off to where ever I'm MC'ing / DJ'ing. I always drive myself. Arrive at club / event, do my shit, head home or off to next place.
Saturday: Normally arrive home between 8am - 10am, walk the dogs, grab a few hours sleep, get up head off to where ever I'm booked. Do my shit, head off to next place or home, again between 8am - 10am. Few hours sleep. Wake up walk dogs to pub, drink. Home to sleep.
Monday: Up, dogs walked, head to work at 6am. Leave at 4:30pm, repeat for rest of the week.
It can get pretty knackering to be honest. The travelling can be a killer sometimes. It's not all that glam really. I'm sure others will tell you the travelling and expenses are the worst thing about it all.
Friday bookings when you've been up since 6am and working then head out in the evening until 6am Saturday morning is a killer...