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    Default Techno is dead

    Long live .. err

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    Opera-tech

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    mixmag say sexy techno is in and cool so we're ok for another 3 months

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    Oh, thats Ok then, Mixmag have deemed that we can continue with techno for a while longer, that's a relief. Ha Ha.

    What's sexy techno then?? A 909 and some dirty moaning. Actually, sounds good. That's the very bandwagon for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by detfella View Post
    Long live .. err
    tachno!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella Boy View Post
    mixmag say sexy techno is in and cool so we're ok for another 3 months
    Yeah I saw that on the front cover - "How Techno got Sexy" or some bollox, what the hell was that all about? I never bothered to read it, really wish I had now hehe.

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    probably someone did a bootleg of justin's "sexy back"
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    Damn you guys got me.
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    thank god techno is dead!

    now i can get a proper job and start talking a language that everyone else can understand
    and i can stay in at weekends and go to the park and play football with some blokes and go down the pub and have a fight and fall over and try to get off with someones shoes and wake up on sunday with a hangover and shout at the kids and the wife and watch telly and pretend i know everything about football and spend more money that i don't have just to make me feel better and go to bed and wake up and do it all again


    sounds good doesn't it?

    and everytime someone plays anything thats vaguely techno i'll trainspot it
    ( incorrectly ) and anything else i'll say: "it's just shit commercial music, why would anyone listen to this garbage???"..... etc etc etc

    ......blah blah


    yes techno is dead!
    hooray for techno !

    now we can sleep safely in our beds
    safe in the knowledge that our lives are dictated to us by the media
    and no matter how high we jump
    they will always quietly raise the bar another notch
    and tell us to try harder ( it's for our own good )

    i hope you're satisfied mixmag!
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    lol dave

    this headline techno is dead is so often nowadays
    for god sake it looks like somebody will get like
    10 mil eur or so if techno is really dead.
    dont have a clue why they force it so much......who gets something with this..

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    James Brown is dead, not techno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrisia View Post
    Yeah I saw that on the front cover - "How Techno got Sexy" or some bollox, what the hell was that all about? I never bothered to read it, really wish I had now hehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Zykotik View Post
    Sepearated at birth - Richie Hawtin / Zoolander?
    I reckon so, although I've think he's got Derek Zoolander's new awesome look, Magnum, confused with a new hairstyle, Highly Dubious.

    Techno's been dead for ages.
    All the kids are listening to NewWaveMinimalTrancePigeonHoleBollox nowadays.

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    Music is rubbish.

    Smells are the way forward.

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    damn i was just getting into to techno aswel.... looks like i'll have to continue listening to happy hardcore for the rest of my life :whoops:
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    Necrosis is dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Pace View Post
    Music is rubbish.

    Smells are the way forward.
    did you here the kevin saunderson remix of "tresor's toilet" that's some heavy 313 stinkiness...

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    techno was never alive

    we've all been fooled

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    I want to get off this ride mummy.

    Oh wait.

    Urm. Yes Techno is dead. I killed it. And in it's place shall rise Akon style RNB for one and all.
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    Pavarotti... Techno... it's an easy mistake-a to make-a.

 

 
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