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    Default i wouldnt normally laugh at someones misfortune

    but i'll make an exception for hawtin

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    am i going to hell?

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    never mind maddy....

    wheres hawtins mixer.
    \"if you don\'t explode a few heads every night, then you\'re not doing your job\" R.Hawtin IDJ 2001

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    Technoviking appropriated it because Ritchie is a scrawny girlie man.
    You burned it, you donkey!

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    teknoviking doesnt mix records... the records mix themselves for teknoviking's amusement

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhythmtech View Post
    teknoviking doesnt mix records... the records mix themselves for teknoviking's amusement


    Is he like the Chuck Norris of the Techno world?

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    dont tell me you havent seen him yet???????

    http://ravelinks.com/videos/PT/technoviking.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhythmtech View Post
    dont tell me you havent seen him yet???????

    http://ravelinks.com/videos/PT/technoviking.htm
    Haha, I`ve seena snip of that , but never the full length.

    That man probably shits techno every morning and eats melted vinyl on toast for breakfast.

    He`s great!!!
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    Does anyone have courage to stand apart any more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhythmtech View Post
    dont tell me you havent seen him yet???????

    http://ravelinks.com/videos/PT/technoviking.htm
    Aye, I've seen him.
    Big scary stomping Techno Scandinavian type.

    I was just thinking that your comment was very much like the Chuck Norris Facts.

    Chuck Norris is so hard, underneath his beard there is only another fist.
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Etc.

    Techno Viking is so god damn hard as nails, that he scared all the interesting sounds out of Techno and turned it into Minimal.

    Only joking Minimal lovers :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhythmtech View Post
    dont tell me you havent seen him yet???????

    http://ravelinks.com/videos/PT/technoviking.htm
    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=21943282
    So. Behind their eyes the hope in them was sickening, and in many, dead. They lived from event to event with a subtle terror of the gap between, filling up their lives with distractions to avoid the emptiness where curiosity should have been, and breathing a gasp of relief when the children passed the point of asking questions about what life was for.

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    i wouldn't laugh, but they refer to richie as "techno prophet" in a press release to the right. so now i'll laugh. repeatedly.
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    Techno Viking is that dangerous that tresor wasnt built for the general public, the vault was built around him until he demolished the club and escaped. A new tresor has now been built to keep the viking in once they can catch him.
    GREYGROUND

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    Quote Originally Posted by ampassasinbirmingham View Post
    Techno Viking is that dangerous that tresor wasnt built for the general public, the vault was built around him until he demolished the club and escaped. A new tresor has now been built to keep the viking in once they can catch him.


    That's quality.

    When Techno Viking marches, he doesn't walk, he just forces the earth to spin towards him.

    When you're listening to Techno, that's not a Kick Drum, that's Techno Viking's heartbeat.

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    Rumour has it techno Viking has four children called Derrick, Kevin, Juan and Jeff
    GREYGROUND

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    It has been said that Ketamine wasn’t created for animals, it was created to subdue the Viking when he gets into a techno induced stomp. Unfortunately the drug can put to sleep 10 elephants, but it isn’t a match for him!
    GREYGROUND

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    The Berlin wall wasn’t fell because of a revolution, techno Viking was merely partying nearby!
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    On the first day God said 'let there be light', and Techno Viking said 'let there be drums and squelchyness'.
    And Techno Viking created the TB-303 and the TR-808, and he did give them to the world, and he did say, 'let there be house', and house music was born.

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    i think he looks like a bit of a nob, by all accounts

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattboyslim View Post
    i think he looks like a bit of a nob, by all accounts

    Sacrilege!

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    what the **** are you lot talking about?

    techno vikings?

    and whats up with that minus ad , it looks alright to me

    am i missing something?
    love your mum

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    i thought the 909 was created as an alarm clock for the viking?
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