10 hour dj set

[DannyBlack]

play some of Kne deeps new releases- some mentaltorments- bit of classical- take pills cos you wont need to piss then- use the right nostril cos your left one is still blocked from that cold you just shook off (assumption)- get a couple of BBW's to bounce around on stage next to you- employ Rhyming Tits to wipe your brow- get a dwarf- get some sock puppet action going on up there- pretend you're Mark EG- actually now that i think on, why not do impressions of DJ's up on stage?- wear wellington boots because if you wee they will catch it and then you can sell it on ebay- why not get farm animals to eat like hay up on the decks, really rustik techno type of feeling- eat a record up on stage- be suspended from the ceiling for the whole thing- dress up as britney spears and every 2 hours give birth to a prosthetic baby- glue an extra 2 fake arms on and in the fake hands have glow sticks or hot dogs.

that should give you something to think about.

[fatcollective]

start with your oldest records and build up to your newset records.

and make sure you dont fall over when ya need a piss this time hehehe!!

[Stella Boy]

start with your oldest records and build up to your newset records.

my sense of humour has gone west recently but that is a joke, right ?

[Stella Boy]

start with your oldest records and build up to your newset records.

my sense of humour has gone west recently so I need to ask; that is a joke, right ?

edited due to incompetence in spelling

[fatcollective]

my sense of humour has gone west recently so I need to ask; that is a joke, right ?

edited due to incompetence in spelling

not at all.

if it was me this is what id probably do...start with all the older records (not just techno, but all sorts) and build it right up to the freshest more banging tunes!!

[davethedrummer]

start with your oldest records and build up to your newset records.

and make sure you dont fall over when ya need a piss this time hehehe!!

tried that
it gets boring after a while

i like the blocks of 2 hour sets idea
i'm already thinking along those lines:

warm up : 3 hours
eclectic /minimal /electro

get on the floor : 2 hours
funky techno ( apex , whebba etc .....2 hours )

liveset : 2hours
hydraulix apex , old skool , acid techno , undiscovered old b side classix from my dat collection

punk ?

breaks?

demos ( i really want to do a demo/unsigned/unreleased section as i got so much good new stuff from mates)

what next?

aaaargh!


i know......toilet

[lunatrick]

play some of Kne deeps new releases- some mentaltorments- bit of classical- take pills cos you wont need to piss then- use the right nostril cos your left one is still blocked from that cold you just shook off (assumption)- get a couple of BBW's to bounce around on stage next to you- employ Rhyming Tits to wipe your brow- get a dwarf- get some sock puppet action going on up there- pretend you're Mark EG- actually now that i think on, why not do impressions of DJ's up on stage?- wear wellington boots because if you wee they will catch it and then you can sell it on ebay- why not get farm animals to eat like hay up on the decks, really rustik techno type of feeling- eat a record up on stage- be suspended from the ceiling for the whole thing- dress up as britney spears and every 2 hours give birth to a prosthetic baby- glue an extra 2 fake arms on and in the fake hands have glow sticks or hot dogs.

that should give you something to think about.

you have a vivid imagination sir.......hard night on the donkey wobbler?