Quote Originally Posted by davethedrummer View Post

a club story:

i was down in newport in wales once
and some girl was really hassling me to sign her rather large tits
she hassled and hassled and hassled me for drugs and to sign her tits
until eventually i said:
ok
so i signed her tits and gave her back the marker pen and looked at her like:
satisfied?
and she turned to her mate and said:
what does that say?
her mate said:
dave the drummer
and she said:
who's he?

i rest my case
aah you've got to love the newport munters......that place makes cardiff seem positively sophisticated.....