Teacher: "What does your Dad do at weekends??" Little boy: "he's a dancer in a gay bar & sometimes if the moneys right he lets punters bang his ass & cum in his gob." Teacher takes him outside: "is that true?" "No Miss, its bollox. He plays for Arsenal really but im to embarrassed to say!!!!"
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