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    Default lol just had an idea.

    I'm going to make a track entirely out of farts. (my own).

    I'm serious BTW.

    Will post when its done.
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    what a 'shit ' idea:lol: :lol:

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    :lol: "You're music stinks"

    "More than you'd believe!"


    Now I just need some decent sequencing software.
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    scratch 'n' sniff records,

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    DJ Name: Captain Farty Pants!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBlack View Post
    I'm going to make a track entirely out of farts. (my own).

    I'm serious BTW.

    Will post when its done.
    hahaaaaaaa. thats possibly the most random thing ive heard all day!!

    but i love it! im up for a bit of remix action!!

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    It's on man! Gonna have fun with this!
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    man..you really must be bored

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBlack View Post
    I'm going to make a track entirely out of farts. (my own).

    I'm serious BTW.

    Will post when its done.
    God, I actually did that for my nephews when I first bought drum machines and a sampler....:lol:

    I used other noises, but made a bass line out of farts and had tons of random 1 shot farts going too...haha Then was talking with my voice being all pitched up a little story. My laughed like crazy, but it was really a Horrible thing made on the korg elektribes....:lol:

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    My mate has a CD of different fart noises. (he's a bit sad like that) If you find that you can't muster enough wind power for this little ploperation,or is you ruin too many pairs of pants. gis a shout and I'll skank it from him and sort you out some top quality windage.

    I'm sure I've got a nasenbluten track made from fart noises.

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    It's quite fun doing stuff like this... Making a tune entirely from one random sound or set of sounds.

    Computer Music did it once, using just one sound and really mad processing like chopping one wave-cycleout to get a sinewave-ish shape to then apply subtractive synthesis to and make a bass sound etc etc...

    Keep saying I'm gonna do something similar... though less scatological maybe.
    Pure F*ckin' Noize Terror...

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    its good craic. me and my cousin made a hip hop tune out of the misery voices of coronation street one- circa richard hillman. it was shit but fun.
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    if you actually wanted to synthesise a fart you can do it with a roland system100 - total wet fart sub devastation.

    check out pounding grooves 4b for wet pants annihilation!!

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    Parp!!!!!
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