Just nicked this of there aswell from a poster

Truths
Contradictory?? Never!!

Chelsea play defensive football = boring defensive anti football

Liverpool play defensive football = boring defensive anti football

Man-Utd play backs to the wall defensive football = tactical masterstroke by Sir Rednose

Dirk Kuyt = Golden retriever as he closes players down and defends from the front

Tevez = Genius for defending from the front as he closes players down?