http://www.slapmeister.com/slapclap.aspx

warning the page has a piccy of a minge on it...NSFW.

This was probably posted in the free VSTi thread, but its worth a giggle again.:lol:

Tired of endless searching through your sample library for a useful clap ? Here's the solution: Slapclap! This revolutionary clap synthesizer features physical modeling of a real butt being slapped. Parameters include 1. Buttshape 2. Spanktool 3. Moan character, delay and intensity. An optical delight, this plugin will forever change the way you produce.