found this quite amusing

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Fri Jan 09, 2004 6:11 am Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

hey guys, well have been reading the board for a while now, so felt maybe its about time I started posting, and this thread seemed a good opportunity!

to be honest, this thread has gone on long enough, so am not here to spout my wisdom on mr clarke, but I do have an amusing story that will hopefully make a couple of you laugh (which seems to be in short supply round here!)

I'm involved with a night which hosted the man in question a few months ago, and the security at the venue are all big black geezers who have a bit of a reputation for not taking shit from no one. well mr clarke arrived before his set and made his way into the "vip" room, but for some reason or other he hadn't been given his vip wristband thingy (or maybe he just didn't want to wear it, cos it clashed with his studded leather bracelet ) on the door.
so anyways, he's just standing about, and in comes the beefiest bouncer of the lot to check no ones in there who shouldnt be. so he asks dc where his wristband is, and dave replied something to the effect of "I'm dj'ing tonight", but mr bouncer was having none of it, "if you don't have a wristband, you're allowed in here".
So after a small amount of banter, and a couple of people trying to assure the bouncer that he was indeed playing, DC is now looking a bit pissed off, and says "look mate, im the main DJ tonight", to which the bouncer replies, verging on shouting :
"I don't care if you're chris ****ing moyles, if you haven't got a wristband your not staying in here"

Amusement! "