Finaly fake live acts are beeing exposed!

[aNaLpLeAsEr]

Just go to better parties.

Works for me.

Where m8

I been away for 5 years. What happened? I am in London.

I went to something before xmas in Brixton, up Coldharbour lane. A few guys from Kinetic, but honestly what a crock of shit. What happened?

[TechMouse]

Where m8

I been away for 5 years. What happened? I am in London.

I went to something before xmas in Brixton, up Coldharbour lane. A few guys from Kinetic, but honestly what a crock of shit. What happened?

Off the top of my head...

Under the Stairs at the 333 in Shoreditch next Friday should be a good laugh.

Keep an eye on the Malfaiteurs lot - they know how to throw a good bash.

Some decent warehouse parties out Hackney Wick way with reasonable frequency. I think there's one on April 17th, but unfortunately I'm out of the country.

Nuclear Free Zone always looks good - haven't made it down yet, but I shall endeavour to do so as and when I can. I hear good things.