What is techno, exactly?

[The_Laughing_Man]

stick a 4/4 909'esq kick behind a Chopin loop etc......

then it isn`t classical music anymore though is it.
A, because you have looped a piece of chopin, and classical music rarely loops, unless it is modern minimal compositions such as Glass, and B, Because you have stuck a 909 behind it, which for most classical music that moves through time sgnatures, would be impossible.

and with a 909 behind it I wouldn`t say it is techno either.
All 909s should all be destroyed.