Popping the shutters on a warehouse in P****gton, london, looking to party it the following weekend, lifting the shutters up to be faced with a shop floor, people working, never legged it so fast in my life.

Nailing up a door to the roof at on of our parties in *****loo (from the roof, we were then gonna climb down onto the fire escape and get back in) to stop munters from getting up there, drove in last nail, 2 K`d up italians kick door down, which landed on top of us.

Too many to mention really.