Seems everyone has rather different definitions of the word 'techno'.

What kind of 'techno' tunes is Andy Farly playing then? If he's caning the new James Ruskin album I'll let him off but if, as I suspect, he's playing a load of hard house to kids who don't know their arses from their elbows and think it's techno then clearly he's the joker I always thought he was.