I hate showboating, but the people who do it play to a bigger crowd than I do

[DarkYoung]

I'm sure you deserved it.

by the way I nearly had a fight with a bloke in Austria
who insisted on ****ing about with the mixer while I was playing,
every time I went for a new record he would get stuck in
cutting and fading and eq'ing really badly and all out of time needless to say.
I basically said to him after asking politely about a million times:
" do that again and I'll smash you're f*cking face in !!"
and he smiled at me like:
" hahaha, look at the funny man, mummy, he looks angry."
you can't really hit someone after that can you?
I just showed him the door of the booth
and it turned out that was exactly what he had been looking for anyway.
goodbye muppet !
and off he went on his merry way,
face intact ( lucky boy )

yeah i deserved it, i was kind of watching you mixing and then i couldn't actually move because i was so pretty twatted. i think you had a cold actually it was roundabouts april 2004 maybe, at headcharge, you were full of cold you could tell.

[DannyBlack]

I'm sure you deserved it.

by the way I nearly had a fight with a bloke in Austria
who insisted on ****ing about with the mixer while I was playing,
every time I went for a new record he would get stuck in
cutting and fading and eq'ing really badly and all out of time needless to say.
I basically said to him after asking politely about a million times:
" do that again and I'll smash you're f*cking face in !!"
and he smiled at me like:
" hahaha, look at the funny man, mummy, he looks angry."
you can't really hit someone after that can you?
I just showed him the door of the booth
and it turned out that was exactly what he had been looking for anyway.
goodbye muppet !
and off he went on his merry way,
face intact ( lucky boy )

:lol:

I had someone ask me if I had any Rhianna whilst belting out schranz in a little pub in Tramore.

If it had been a fella Id have chewed his arms off.

[Prole]

:lol:

I had someone ask me if I had any Rhianna whilst belting out schranz in a little pub in Tramore.

If it had been a fella Id have chewed his arms off.

I remember playing a little bar in some mining town in the arse end of CZ, banging out the hardest of techno toons. It was an odd gig, competing with an enormo-screen right above
my head showing CZ playing in the world ice hockey finals. Kinda disconcerting when every time hands went in the air and whoops were hollered I had to check over my shoulder to see if they had scored a puckin goal, or were diggin the latest tune I had just dropped.

Final straw was two outrageously pissed chavettes insisting that I put their Michael Jackson CD on, my turntables. **** OFF!!!!

[qUE]

I remember playing a little bar in some mining town in the arse end of CZ, banging out the hardest of techno toons. It was an odd gig, competing with an enormo-screen right above
my head showing CZ playing in the world ice hockey finals. Kinda disconcerting when every time hands went in the air and whoops were hollered I had to check over my shoulder to see if they had scored a puckin goal, or were diggin the latest tune I had just dropped.

Final straw was two outrageously pissed chavettes insisting that I put their Michael Jackson CD on, my turntables. **** OFF!!!!

Michael Jackson + Bluntboy Wonder :)

[djfilthmonger]

When i was playing in Clonmel there boxing day /stephens day . i was horsing out some old Glenn wilson and some cluster records and some guy asked me did I have any minimal. i was wearing one of does suf bored of minimal t-shirts aswell :lol:

@ Danny yeah that night in Tramore they were like 17/ 18 year olds that wandered downstairs from the night club upstairs. funny times