If the DJ is shit hot and playing good tunes, they probably won`t have time to do silly Jedward dance moves anyway.

Mills is a good example, gets on with his job, smashes the place to bits (when he is on it, obviously), doesn`t put on an act.
Surgeon is another good example. Good at what he does, doesn`t need to have an act.
Leave all that shit for the Tidy DJ`s


Isn`t that why we have lasers, strobes, smoke machines, gobo scans, LED panels, projections etc?