It`s funny, but whenever I go to a foreign land and shout at the foreigners it never seems to help.
Last time I was in france, I wore a stripey blue and white top, a beret AND a string of onions, to fit in proper like, when I shouted at them in my best french accent "Gar sonn, I want egg and chips with no ****ing garlic you dirty surrender monkeys" They threw me out of the restaurant. Bloody french.

When I did my Herr Flick impressions in germany, they didn`t laugh at all.
I don`t understand it.

Maybe what they say in the Sun about these foreign places isn`t true?