Worst Songs Ever

[APC]

Yeah. I'm gonna be negative and ask what are your worstest worstest techno tunes ever.

Mine is We Are Ravers. I just can't get over the cornyness of it. I seem to be in the minority here, especially as I quite like SUF PartyTax001.

There is a Havok tune too that I have to fast-forward if I hear it on a mix; it samples Raining Blood by Slayer. Again, I think that plenty more people love it.






For the record, I have appauling taste.

[AcidTrash]

and spelling evidently.

I think probably all of the early havoks suck balls though they are "you had to be there" records.

I think probably most of the early SUF's suck pretty hard and Hydraulix is hit and miss, never liked max/min and cluster is just too bizarre for my tastes. In fact I dont think there's a single hit every time label. I think the batrave one pisses me off most of all. Hate that tune. And north london skank.

Hell, I have a pretty big hate list when it comes to techno.
And if your talking about the b side of We are ravers, then yes. Yes indeed.

But the biggest suckfest ever is one night in hackney.

[DarkYoung]

and spelling evidently.

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:lol:pot kettle

[AcidTrash]

:lol:pot kettle

Hey I can spell, I just can't type.

[DarkYoung]

And north london skank.
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yeah i'd go with that one, makes me feel clinically depressed that tune.

[AcidTrash]

yeah i'd go with that one, makes me feel clinically depressed that tune.

It's a jive turkey.

[ChubbyGibbon]

and spelling evidently.

I think probably all of the early havoks suck balls though they are "you had to be there" records.

I think probably most of the early SUF's suck pretty hard and Hydraulix is hit and miss, never liked max/min and cluster is just too bizarre for my tastes. In fact I dont think there's a single hit every time label. I think the batrave one pisses me off most of all. Hate that tune. And north london skank.

Hell, I have a pretty big hate list when it comes to techno.
And if your talking about the b side of We are ravers, then yes. Yes indeed.

But the biggest suckfest ever is one night in hackney.

Its a shame because One Night In Hackney had a nice beat but the vocal part is just ridiculous. I guess it works as a crowd pleaser though.
I pretty much agree with what you said about each label, but I guess theres never gonna be a label thats all big hitters. Dare I say Getafix came close though.

Anyway worst track for me is Stay Up Forever Vaults 2 (because its crap)or London Acid City (becuase its cheesy).

It does upset me somewhat do diss acid techno though.

[Joe Pineapples]

I'd agree with One Night in Hackney. I hate that bit when he shouts, '15 cans of Stella!'

[teknorich]

You've gotta love the 2nd "One night..." track tho. Electro-house-crossover -synthesis?! Ha ha!!

Best line - "He said "f*ck off ".... So I did!"

:lol:

[teknorich]

(I actually think the Horrorist track "One night in NYC" is way overrated, and doesn't deserve all the hype it gets).

[djfilthmonger]

I think ye are all wrong and spend way to much time giving out about music ye don't like than talking about music you do like .

Some good advice for ye all

[DannyBlack]

I agree with berger. If you don't like the song, don't listen to it. Shut the f*ck up and dance!

[AcidTrash]

I'd still prefer one night in hackney on a loop all night than to listen to one celine dion track.

[DannyBlack]

id prefer to be arse rammed by a rhino horn with a cactus sheeth than listen to celine dione.

[AcidTrash]

id prefer to be arse rammed by a rhino horn with a cactus sheeth than listen to celine dione.

Graphic but accurate. Mind you, word has it, you like that better than techno too.

[DannyBlack]

there was a time when something like that could satisfy my gaping crevice. alas, due to the very long time that "my heart will go on" stayed at number one in the charts I fear I over did my cactus wearing rhino friend.

now all i have is beats and a bludgeoned arsehole.

[DarkYoung]

i can't think of any bad tunes to mind, the ones that do make me cringe get ebayed straight away i can't think of a bad tune in my record bag.
and certain acid techno tunes who remind me of irrititating djs i know.

trailer trash maybe.

[AcidTrash]

I'm selling this because, call me a heretic, it sucks...

Star Power X-Ray Ok Stay Up Forever on eBay (end time 16-Mar-10 23:39:01 GMT)

[davethedrummer]

cool thread

[benji303]

imo every tune tells its own story so i have no worst tracks really, theres good music in every genre