Quote Originally Posted by Stuart
Quote Originally Posted by Downwards
:roll: yeah he's lisa lashes fella isnt he! :lol: :lol:
Lisa lashes once told me I was cute at Slinky I was playing in a back room ages ago. I told her to get on her bike. She is scary. Frankensteins bride. Oh god no I don't even want to think about it. Euww I remember she had green streaks in her hair. Oh and those boobs are hideous. Argh why can't I stop thinking about Lisa Lashes now. The only way she'd impress me is if she scratched on 2 decks with each boob.
i would **** her up the ass whilst pumping regis-penetration into her sorry little ears, id then give her a facial dribbling followed by a piss shower screaming "look at my hard house"

(i'd then systematically shit in her record box, burn her collection, change the number on the door so she wouldnt get any more promos, rape the dog and burn the cat)

Then who'd be laughing